The John Process

2011-11-07T22:51:00.001-08:00

I have a blog. I intend on figuring this out.

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Box Spring Fail

2010-11-20T10:09:00.001-08:00

After trying several times to get the queen sized box spring up my stairs in Chelsea, I had to eventually give up. But then, a friendly Frank at Sleepy's touchy me the ways of the split box spring. Pamp Pamp! No more futon!

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Location:W 24th St,New York,United States

Bloomingdales holiday 2010 window

2010-11-18T18:32:00.001-08:00

Bloomingdales uptown holiday window is all about technology. And making me want to buy a new apple.

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Location:Lexington Ave,New York,United States

If These Walls Could Talk!

2010-09-17T20:05:00.001-07:00

We're moving! Yes, it's that time that I fly solo into a new apartment. Erica has lovingly opened her home to me as I search for my perfect one bedroom in downtown Manhattan.

I just received my large storage bins from The Container Store. Phew!

Excuse me while I pack! More updates soon. Until then, au revoir Hells Kitchen. You've been wonderful!

<3 jg

-- Posted whilst moving.

Location:New York, NY

I Die for Tie Dye

2010-07-30T18:06:00.001-07:00

After the new Martha Stewart article....

Sarah , Dana and I decided that today was our day to dye. So we hopped over to Lee's Art Supply and grabbed some dye. And then headed to my back yard for some dip dying/ tie dying fun. Here are some of the pics.

This is me, acting like a true KS girl.

Dana and I pose for Sarah's photoshoot.

Sarah drapes her own little number.

Measuring up. Circle skirts galore.

Time to dye!

I decided to dye a shirt and my kitchen rug.

Tie dying a GAP tshirt for Dana in green.

The product. This kept its contrast even after drying.

My black dip dyed plaid shirt. This brushed cotton took the dye very evenly.

Dana stands over her products and basks in the glow of good fortune and Empanada Mama.

This project ended up turning out successful. We were not the best at keeping the levels even on the dip dye transitions, so I suggest keeping something that holds whatever you are dying upright. A summer Friday was well spent.

2010-07-18T15:33:00.000-07:00

Peter at Six Flags

-- Posted whilst moving.

Location:Cream Ridge,United States

Oh shoot

2010-07-10T17:47:00.001-07:00

Elvis can dish it, but he can't take it.

-- Posted whilst moving.

2010-07-08T20:07:00.000-07:00

After an 11 hour day, Sarah and I had to hit the nail salon. This is my second time ever. I could get used to this!

I'm trying to look as if I'm not looking.

Sarah taps into her UsWeekly needs. Massage chair, yes!

During my lunch, I spotted this clever little hatbox in a vintage store window. I might purchase this. Thank yeeeeee!

-- Posted whilst moving.

2010-07-06T19:42:00.001-07:00

Testing wireless

More Coney Goodness

2010-06-12T12:58:00.001-07:00

Here is some more of our Coney Island inspiration.

"The Tickler" was somewhat like a Wild Mouse coaster. But way more vintage, and way cooler.

Probably not original Coney Island art. But I liked it.

Window painting. Amazing.

Part of the signage for our bumper car surprise at " El Dorado!"

The sideshow building was amazing.

Shenanigans

2010-06-12T00:02:00.001-07:00

Here we are in Coney Island

Sites of Coney Island

2010-06-11T18:59:00.000-07:00

I was inspired by a Summer Kate Spade showroom design to head out to Coney Island to check out all of the vintage signs and rides. I brought a couple of friends with me. We took a bunch of photos, and ended up having just a little bit of fun. (just a little bit)

This interesting Ferris Wheel had some color in it.

This lady was dressed too well to not get paparazzi'd.

I thought this was really cute. Most of these signs were very old. They were also mostly hand painted. The copy on them is also fantastic.

This was my all time favorite there.

Interesting use of circles. I will be using that in the future. However, I am not really sure about the banner underneath!

God Of War III

2010-06-04T12:18:00.001-07:00

Last night I killed Hercules, some zombies, Hades and Hermes. All in a nights work. Call me a dork, and I will agree. But this game has me playing non stop on the PS3. Here is the video review by IGN.

Finally!

2010-06-04T11:54:00.000-07:00

The NYT caught on to the terrarium craze. They have amazing photos in their article slideshow. The article features Katie Goldman Mcdonald, who makes beautiful terrariums in custom blown glass vessels. They put Pete and I's terrariums to shame!

Ginny

2010-05-20T16:54:00.000-07:00

At Club One. Tipping her Fav Queen.

I clearly thought it was important to take 15 photos of this.

This song was probably something about love. Or something southern. Or Southern Love. I don't know.

Final Caftans

2010-05-20T16:24:00.001-07:00

The Oscar De La Renta

The Karl

The Prada

The Zac Posen

The Tom Ford/ Gucci

The Vera Wang ( Go Connor!)

The Marc Jacobs

The John Galliano

Isabel and Ruben Toledo

Clayton is twerkin' his DVF

The final caftans turned out great. Here are the ten looks via SCAD Photographers.

Some Caftans

2010-05-20T16:08:00.000-07:00

Peter got tapped to make some caftans for Andre. So he asked us (Jeff Dickhaus, Molly Dunbar, GinnyBranch Stelling and I) to be his wearproof team of designers, seamsters and drapers for the 36 hours it took to make the 10 looks. Here is a taste of what the studio life was like.

Jeff needed to experience Zac Posen to make a Zac Posen inspired caftan. So here he is... experiencing.

Im hand sewing the cowl onto the Vera Wang caftan on this one.

Jeff draping our DVF caftan. DVF was at the show and received the ALT award for 2010. She was very nice to the students and loved the caftans.

Peter makes sure that the Zac moves enough. It sure did.

Peter and Molly work on the specifics for the Marc Jacobs. It was super cute and super grungy.

Erica

2010-04-22T14:30:00.001-07:00

Will let you know when you are acting up. She'll also tell you shes about to throw your ass off the New Museum on Bowery.

Jenn

2010-04-22T14:28:00.000-07:00

I feel that the text here should be in some sparkling animated gif.

Rocked those Margielas. whoooot

The Eggs

2010-04-22T14:18:00.000-07:00

Austin came to visit and we knew that if we got one thing done on his stay...it was that we were going to dye hardboiled eggs. Little did we know this would be a project that would involve Swarovski crystals and tassles. Who doesnt love a tassle?

Austin refers to the Martha Stewart Cooking School book to make the eggs perfectly hardened.

Erica and I got down and dirty with gold paint pens and swarovski crystals. Erica was deliberating with precision. What can ya say?

Our food coloring and Kmart vinegar solution wasnt quite as saturated as we had thought. So we had to get into decorative surfacing.

The bowls of eggs sat in the middle of our two Easter Brunch tables. Of course, I mean right?

FrankMusik

2010-04-22T14:15:00.000-07:00

Well, I really owe this to Austin. Because Austin told me this album was really good. And at first I hated it. (Mostly due to the sampling of some of my favorite songs) But today on "shuffle" my imac switched to "Time Will Tell". I am in love.

Gardening on Earth Day

2010-04-22T08:46:00.000-07:00

So I did not do any of this on Earth Day. BUT...

It has been time to clean.

Erica and Austin tore it up with their scrubbing skills. The patio got really clean...and really quick. It takes a true friend to clean your patio with you. Only the truest.

Erica even did some business calls to her agents and managers and PR people. Who knew?!

I inherited and recycled a couple of these pots. The Chelsea Garden Center was where it was at. They have some really amazing gardening tools.

I went for a purple color palette. I figured that would be a good place to start with the plant choices I had (There is no sun on my patio. None)

Now it is time to plant.

Ayshe

2010-04-22T08:33:00.000-07:00

Oh man. She came. She finally came. And here we go.

We did some cooking/baking. Ayshe had said she didnt want any cake. What? Turkish people can be a loud and lovely bunch. But this was just too much. But luckily, she mentioned that she liked chocolate chip cookies. SO I PUT MAMA MIXER TO WORK.

The cookies turned out great and did not last long. Whoops!

Ayshe , Erica, Conrad and I whipped up a brunch on my unfished patio.

#1 Best brunch item? ....STRATA

There wasn't any room for Mary...so she just stayed in the background.

I realized that this patio needed A LOT of work. ASAP

Music Pop

2010-04-22T08:20:00.001-07:00

I know I have been on the distant side. But that is mainly your fault.

Here we go.

Robyn has been killing it. She leaked two of her singles from her new album and they are awesome. You can try at em HERE.

"Dance Hall Queen" is amazing.

It is my new theme for summer.

SPRING BREAK 2010

2010-03-18T21:58:00.000-07:00

Wednesday, I will be headed here.

To meet up with her. (Formally known as 'The Baby Mama")

To then go here.

There is a chance of a pit stop here.

If you are around, I hope to see you.

Update!

2010-03-18T21:51:00.000-07:00

I know, I have been away for ever. I have lost my cable, internet and home phone lines for the past week and a half. It reminds me of the Sarah Silverman episode that played two weeks ago. " What did we do before the internet?"

So here is a quick rundown of what has been going on...

I started the drawing on my wall mural in my bathroom. It's going to be somewhat pagan, somewhat creepy ( I know, I know) but in overall sense, hopefully somewhat cute? I try. Its gold paint on top of a green wall. It has been an interesting process so far.

I went out with Kit and Sarah last night for St. Patty's. This is the damage that I cause when I drink too much. Devastating.

Hmmm...yeah. Pro 600? Me thinks so. I have already busted this little lady out ( And by that I mean, plugged her in since she fits nowhere in my kitchen except on my counter) and made a lot of cookies. These cookies are to celebrate the Turkish invasion of 2010. Being, Ayshe is coming.

Williamsburg

2010-03-07T21:24:00.000-08:00

Signs come to you at the strangest times and in the strangest places. Now, let us contemplate.

I am pretty sure that is an "N" and not a "W".

Color

2010-03-07T21:16:00.000-08:00

Meghan O' helped me "privatize" my bathroom. It was an interesting experience in my bathroom as my window looked directly into three separate apartments. Whoops!

We taped together some transparent light gels. There was no rhyme or reason. (Except...reasons to block the perving neighbors' view. I woke up the next morning and this was the view. It made me VERY happy.

I Just Can't....

2010-03-05T16:39:00.000-08:00

There are perfect men out there. And they have funny names too.

Uh....Jeff?

2010-03-05T16:06:00.001-08:00

It has come to my attention that a guest of Erica's birthday bash...who was deemed "Late Bloomer" to the stage...was in fact not a late bloomer at all.

You had us all fooled....

Ericas B-Day Continued.

2010-03-03T18:06:00.000-08:00

Erica got a two day bash. It started Saturday night at Sing Sing Karaoke. And it looked a little something like this...

The next night, Erica came over to feast. We had pizza, breadsticks and a hot dog.

And lit a candle in our fried macaroni nuggets. MMMMMmmmmmm

Good times

The Ginny Branch Quesadilla?

2010-02-28T12:00:00.000-08:00

I have not seen GinnyBranch Stelling in some time. But this popped off of my skillet the other night and I thought, " Ginny would probably love this love." After that, I started cleaning around so I could get to painting. And I found the presents I got GinnyBranch for Christmas. Hello, Spring cleaning.

Oh, and hello, Lovey.

Happy Birthday, Erica!

2010-02-28T09:54:00.001-08:00

Personalize funny videos and birthday eCards at JibJab!

I love you!!!!

Have You Ever?

2010-02-27T12:10:00.001-08:00

I had this once in Paris and loved it. And it actually came from a Parisian Pizza Hut (you knew that I would find one there) For home time, just throw the egg on top of the pizza about ten minutes before it is done baking. I bet you will be pleasantly surprised!

-- Posted whilst moving.

So Excited!

2010-02-26T21:27:00.001-08:00

-- Posted whilst moving.

Glitterati

2010-02-21T11:26:00.000-08:00

So, last night was Joey Kuhn's birthday. It was deemed the "Glitter" party as the entire loft in soho was decorated in glitter, sequins and eastern asian daybeds. Now, knowing this theme and understand that Peter Hale Cooney was going to attend...I also knew it was going to be a night to remember. Here are some preview pics.

Oh, just a little dead face.

Peter was in full effect Kylie Minogue style ( Skip a beat and move with my body....yeah.....slow)

Nick donned a jazzy little number from the wardrobe du moi.

Just a pic of some glittering ghouls.

Martha Stewart glitter, you saved my night.

So now I will stare blankly at the pizza tracker on dominos.com until my cheesy bread arrives. I had a hard time getting up. But as I learned from a stranger today, " Taller guys sleep longer". Or they have a high body mass and drink more?

King Cake Full

2010-02-17T18:18:00.000-08:00

I had to edit a bit of the funnies out to make it fit to youtubes requirements. I might use another video server after this. More to come!

King Cake Outtakes

2010-02-16T18:27:00.000-08:00

Today

2010-02-16T17:34:00.001-08:00

Annie Mistak came down from the Upper East side to hang out and we got snowed in. So we decided that if we can not get out, and head to Louisiana for Fat Tuesday, then we will bring it to us. Instead of writing about it, we decided to film the process. There is plenty to see. Stay tuned.

Mr. McQueen

2010-02-11T08:26:00.000-08:00

The great, and late "Lee" Alexander McQueen...

Why?!?! That's it. I'm not going back...

The Suits Are Out To Get Me

2010-02-10T21:29:00.001-08:00

In light of my current situation, I just want everyone (that reads this) to understand how capable and strong they are. The cliches about failure and "getting back up" are really true. You have to see that light at the end of the tunnel. No matter what you are up against, there really is nothing standing in your way. In my opinion, the only 'faith' that will ever save you/propel you is the faith that you have in yourself. That is my softy moment of 2010.

Yes!

2010-02-10T09:26:00.001-08:00

This makes the bitter cold worth it!

-- Posted whilst moving.

Um...

2010-02-06T17:54:00.000-08:00

This album is killing me. I didnt even know this had come out? I am pro-Dragonette.

Do it.

I am So Excited

2010-02-02T10:13:00.000-08:00

I can not wait.

Glee!

2010-01-30T10:19:00.000-08:00

There are amateur and professional auditions for Glee's season two. You know Pete, Lauren and I are on it.

Funny enough, they've confirmed the addition of three new parts. One is a girl. One is a gay, and the other(s) are not confirmed.

Ginny Branch Music

2010-01-29T12:48:00.000-08:00

Today, in piano lesson I got to learn a very simplified Ginny Branch song. And here it is:

Im liking that I've gotten to the point where I can sing with the song. So much fun!

Christ Trombley

2010-01-29T11:14:00.001-08:00

Im leaving the typo in the title. Chris looks amazing in my winter 2010 Snuggie. Don't you agree? I forgot to upload this after the night of video games and what not.

Tofu

2010-01-29T10:54:00.000-08:00

I wanted to fry a pack of tofu that I had. So...I just went for it. I rolled the wet tofu in flour (with a little bit of salt) and stuck it in about 1/4" of vegetable oil on really high heat. Now, let me begin by saying I realize why many conventional ovens are equipped with large vents. Frying gets some smoke going. So if you dont have a vent and fan, get those windows open and turn those smoke alarms off! (Don't forget to turn them back on afterwards)

Look at me...check me out. Just wing it.

The tofu chunks were pretty big and the oil was going everywhere (as you can see) so just be prepared.

Once they drained and dried, I peppered them and at them. Delish. I would love these as croutons.

Poster

2010-01-29T10:50:00.000-08:00

Sveta asked me to do an illustration for her upcoming performance. WHOOO HOOO!

Check out the music here.

Casting

2010-01-26T13:55:00.001-08:00

Today, I went to my first casting for "extra" work in NYC. I realized that I just need to suck it up, and do it. As everyone knows I am a little bit hesistant (to say the least) about going to things by myself. Social anxiety some would say. I figure its more about me just being a baby at the crunch time. But I noticed last week, at my interview for a new fashion job...I was AOK. I handled myself appropriately (and other than my voice completely giving out to my recent contraction of Ebola) and did very well in my opinion.

Today was different. I had been informed of this casting by a friend who wanted me to go with him to audition. He did not wake up. And he is still probably asleep. So I took the opportunity to "push myself" into going solo. And I did. I walked into the 4th floor of a building in Chelsea and was redirected to another room where I was told to sign in , and read the script.

Wait a minute. Script?

Am I not a pantomime prop in the background pretending to be at some party or at some club? No, I was audition to be an A&R rep for and R&B recording studio.

Surprise, surprise.

But really, not surprised.

I did my audition, assuring the other role that " hey man...Im not a cop or anything"

And surprisingly, she said I did really well.

She also took a bit to let me know what I needed to get in order to go to auditions that had speaking parts.

This was so much fun. And now I have to find a headshot ASAP

Do You Have A Food Boyfriend?

2010-01-24T17:05:00.000-08:00

Well, do you?

My food boyfriend is there for me when I am sick and cold. Or when I just need comfort. He consists of tomato soup, and a cheddar grilled cheese. He is served with two packets of

Emergen-C in 8 oz of water. He is the best.... Ever.

I like to add a little cayenne, paprika and black pepper to give him a kick. The grilled cheese is not pictured because....I ate it.

French. MMMMMMM.

2010-01-24T14:51:00.001-08:00

A little more from the weekend. Micah came over with some salad and a bottle of Jack. That went wonderful with our "Philip Patton" mac' n cheese and my Parker House rolls.

Micah makes fun of me for blogging while we eat.

After we waited to get our ballet tickets, Jenn and I were starving. Cafe Forant was a wise choice. (Also..THIS restaurant is my new jam) It was amazing. 2 Croque Madames later, we were ready for dessert. And this little guy, George was ready to help us with any droppings from the table. (He also jumped up in my lap to get food from my plate. Smart boy. Very smart boy. But alas...denied!)

This place was awesome. Cute and quaint. It is right next to my house on 51st. Hit it.

Our preview books for NYC Ballet and ticket info. Get it!

Ballet

2010-01-24T14:35:00.001-08:00

My experience with Romeo and Juliet is small and consists of 2 events. But the ballet. Oh the ballet. How sweet it was.

And isn't Romeo a babe? Such a babe...

A babe by the name of Robert Fairchild.

John Fairchild. I could get used to that.

Juliet...you're going down.

Romeo and Juliet was outstanding. I had never been to a ballet before. Let alone, the New York City Ballet. Even the solo dances by the likes of Tybalt and Mercucio were AMAZING.

Now, the thing that you must learn about "discount" tickets. Even though they say " wait in line at noon!"....they mean " Come at 8 am...then get a wristband...then come back...then get your tickets."That being said, I still felt the three hour wait was well worth it.

Side Note: I noticed a principal dancer of the NYC Ballet was named "Teresa Reichlen" and was from Clifton, Virginia. Hometown? Me thinks so.

NYC Ballet

2010-01-23T17:02:00.001-08:00

Nosebleeds. My first ballet. I love it.

-- Posted whilst moving.

Location:Nyc

OMFG

2010-01-22T14:56:00.001-08:00

I was learning how to roast ribs today. AND LOOK AT THIS!

I am loving it. SO loving this.

(In case you didn't catch it. Check here)

Photo Help!

2010-01-21T01:01:00.000-08:00

I found this photo in a fashion/art/design magazine and immediately sliced it out for a mood board. This was about 5 years ago, and since I have lost all of the credit information. Does anyone have any idea where this picture could have come from? I do know this from the caption I had read:

This photo was taken of a frozen lake in _____________ ( Scandinavia? Russia? Eastern Europe?) and depicts pollution from an aluminum plant seeping into the ice and snow.

If you have ANY idea, please let me know!!

Why Can't I Go To Sleep?

2010-01-21T00:58:00.001-08:00

Still awake. And blogging aimlessly. Someone please help me with suggestions.

Cracks Me Up

2010-01-16T00:06:00.001-08:00

In my apt building. Hysterical.

-- Posted whilst moving.

Today

2010-01-14T09:48:00.001-08:00

All in all I have to say that this was an awesome experience. I saw how the live show production works, how crazy/good Martha is at pulling off her lines and how bad lighting makes you look without make up.

All of the bloggers on the show made me feel very confident that my love for Martha was not a mark on my mental health. I'm...somewhat normal.

Now, its back in the apt with my book (free gift from Martha) marinated goat cheese, leggings and a hoodie. Good night!

Martha Finale.

2010-01-14T09:07:00.000-08:00

There were some other friends from SCAD there. And somehow, we were placed right next to them!

Kristi looking crazy as we see the crowd we are in.

There was a group of about 15 that I swore were aliens.

The guys in the kitchen were total babes. No other way to describe it. They are icing cakes in this photo.

Martha does a Q and A at the end. And you know what I wanted to ask about...

THE SHOES. And when asked, she kicked them up on the table. And as I guessed, they were YSL, " on sale" she said. " I can actually walk in these because of the platform. It's a six inch heel. But it doesnt feel that high." Words every human being should live by.

After this we watched Martha do a couple of promos for upcoming shows. Dad and Son episode. Pole dancing episode. Am I right for this?

Martha 5

2010-01-14T07:20:00.000-08:00

Guests for today:

Alexis Stewart (yikes....already yikes factor on this one)

Jennifer Coppleman-Hutt she has twitter

Pim Techamuanvivit

Andrew Ritchie

Breana Campbell

sorry for spelling errors.

martha 4

2010-01-14T07:17:00.000-08:00

We are making Pad Thai, my favorite! But I can not get over the shoes.

They are like these YSL's but they are taller.

Martha 3

2010-01-14T07:11:00.000-08:00

Martha is in 6" platform heels. I am not joking,

In the show

2010-01-14T06:57:00.000-08:00

I am trying to get my photos to send but its not working. This is killing me. More to come soon. I SWEAR. We start filming in 3 minutes.

Martha 1

2010-01-14T05:40:00.001-08:00

I can smell the glitter....

-- Posted whilst moving.

Tomorrow!

2010-01-13T19:24:00.001-08:00

Kristi and I will be blogging live from The Martha Stewart show audience. So keep up to date on whats doing on starting around 11 am!

The Paul Bunyan Cookies

2010-01-13T19:14:00.000-08:00

These turned out so good. I grabbed the recipe from Martha Stewart and made them as fast as I could. And in reality, they are super easy to make. So it wasn't much of an issue. Eating them however takes some skill.

These are very simple. Just make sure you have all the right ingredients ( I ran to the Amish Market twice due to forgetfulness) These projects also help with cleaning, because you have to have clean work spaces. So I had to do some reorganizing. Big Time.

The consistency of the dough was amazing, so much so that I broke a simple plastic spoon trying to dig in. I suppose that is karma for trying to take an early bite!

New York City apartments yield small New York City ovens. But Luckily, Silpat makes a liner that fits quarter sheets. But do not misjudge. These cookies are still enormous.

After Paige and I split one, we were full. These cookies could be served on a plate with a fork and knife and a dallop of iced cream. That would be a dinner for me. These cookies are noticeably healthy ( with a few sugar and chocolate touches) and very filling.

The Swan in the Financial District

2010-01-11T13:47:00.001-08:00

Meghan called me over for the second night in a row to head to her apt in the FD to hang out with some of the boys and "Straighten JL's hair!" I had to go. This was going to be a night to remember.

I put on my scariest (and warmest!) pair of boots and headed off. I will be wearing these much more now.

Brian was dabbling his quill while creating fibonacci sequences on his sketch book paper.

Here is a man who is just, "over it". He is tired of the volume, the mess, the day to day maintenance of such curly locks. He needed Meghans help. She knew what to do.

Oh, and we are all friends with Philip now. He made some mean mac n' cheese. He wanted me to convey his " process" to you.

Boil your elbow macaroni

Layer it in a pyrex with shredded cheddar and butter (Don't be cheap. Get the good stuff)

Add about half a dozen eggs that have been whisked with milk into the pyrex.

Bake!

Its an easy and delicious dish for anyone of any baking/cooking skill. You could also edit it to add your own special touches.

Thank you, Phil.

Back to The John Process Swan Episode 2:

Meghan starts with a round brush and a hair dryer after washing Jon Lynn's hair. NOICE choice.

After some deep conditioning, a chisel and some flat ironing, JL came out as "Keith". Keith is a intellectual writer who pops his coat collar. Holler. (He would think it was trashy that I said, "Holler" there)

We were stuffed. And after watching, "Mary Kate and Ashleys: The Challenge" we were ready to play some pool in Meghan's common room. Yes, she has a common room.

After that we all grabbed trains home. I got back to my warm apt ( I had left the heat on) and took out my new black diamond earrings that Meghan got me for my bday/christmas.

Diamond studs. FINALLY!!!!

YAYYYYYYY!!!!!!!

Did I really?

2010-01-11T13:43:00.000-08:00

Did I really leave this out? Right as I was about to start removing the ornaments and rip this sucker out to the street, I realized that I had not shown you a photo. And for that I am sorry. Here she is. This seven foot Frasier Fir tree was purchased at the deli down the street. She has over 3000 lights on her. I have to say that this is the best tree that I have done. ( That is out of a total of 4-5 trees. But, I am just saying.)

Burger Burger and Fur Fur

2010-01-09T17:30:00.001-08:00

So delicious. Shake, cheese fries and pizza burger for me.

Shake, turkey burger and reg fries for the lady.

I suggest you try this place out!
Stone Street

-- Posted whilst moving.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

2010-01-04T12:05:00.000-08:00

My good friend, Google just let me know that today is Sir Isaac Newtons 367th birthday. Now how do you like them apples?

Baby Genius?

2010-01-03T22:27:00.000-08:00

This is Cora. And Cora baffles me. Not because A) She has complete control of her facial expressions or B) that as a 1 year old, she acts like a 2 year old but maybe it's that C) She is starting off life as trilingual?!

I struggled through Spanish. And when I travelled for work in the past year, I bought Rosetta Stone to learn French. Hands down, this child has me all smacked up. Why is it baffling? Well, Cora tends to go from English, to Spanish and into sign language. Now, do not get me wrong. She is still learning to put her words together, and correct her pronounciation. But when she says "Hola" (pronounced by Cora as "Holla!") when you walk through the door...you can not help but melt. So, Cora this post is for you and your awesome language skills. Please choose english for my sake. (She'll probably be learning japanese and think that I wrote "sake" as in alcoholic beverage in a year or so)

Cora is a prodigy child made from the DNA of two huge dorks. (This being one)

Let it be known that I now am now playing " Brain Academy" on Wii in attempt to erase 5 years at art school. I am getting pumped.

Is This My New Jam?

2010-01-03T22:20:00.000-08:00

Morning Star Restaurant is a diner up on 57th and 9th. Thats a 6 block walk for me. But I think this little ditty is my new diner. The John Process supports the Morning Star. My fledgling blog just did an endorsement. And I will do it again.

Tracy and I went to this restaurant one rainy day while she was visiting. I have to say, I am prone to the casual style restaurants, stores and bars. So if you want "uppity", this is not it. This is for the person whom searches for an awesome cup of hot chocolate.

Snow in NYC

2010-01-03T22:17:00.001-08:00

I have never thought my dumpy back yard has ever looked so good. This is what I woke up to 3 days ago. I have to say, as long as it is snowy here...I am AOK with the bitter cold.

I will get out there in the thaw of Spring to clean. Dear Dad, please help.

Gift Ideas for 2010

2010-01-03T22:12:00.000-08:00

Babylicious by Barry Kronen might be in everyone's stocking next year.

Ugh, I can not get enough.

This product line is brought to you by Barry Kronen, and the menus at Cheesecake Factory in Fair Oaks, VA. Thank you Cheesecake Factory, and thank YOU, Sarah Bennett.

Serenbe

2009-12-26T14:45:00.000-08:00

Remembering Serenbe Farms and Ginny's Wedding this past spring. This is the last of my mother's Serenbe honey. Im eating it with a spoon, and not feeling bad about it.

Christmas Eve / Christmas Day

2009-12-26T10:12:00.000-08:00

I can not keep my hands of these pralines that my mother and I made.

And as I am typing this blog post, I am finishing the last one off.

The pralines were rather easy to make. So I suggest you grab a some half and half and make some. These things sent me back to my college days in Savannah in City Market.

We headed to Jay's house to do Christmas Eve dinner and Christmas morning breakfast.

Emma Clare turns the tables on me. The Emma Process.

Mom and Jay attempted to make toffee but we accidentally burned the main candy layer. Candy can be tricky. (And treaty. And Trick or Treaty)

Jake shows us that whistling can be done while inhaling and using the side of your mouth. I think we have something here. Amazing.

Emma has my camera: Jay is trying to remember where all the presents are after our large italian to-go feast.

Everyone is full and sharing stories. Who is that good looking guy in the back? Damn.

CHRISTMAS DAY:

Hollandaise sauce was prepared early in the morning to complement our fried egg tartines that I made. I would suggest making the sauce at the last minute. Its quick, but it cools and hardens a bit....and sometimes it separates.

We opened the kids' gifts at Jays and then headed back to moms for a royal feast. The holiday "crackers" on each plate left us with head pieces, and 1 festive toy each.

Master of the table? He wishes.

More table antics.

A wonderful holiday season it has been to close out an insane year. After dinner we headed out to see " Up In The Air" (personal opinion: loved it) and then everyone headed home.

So now its time to ring in the new year. I will be doing that in Washington DC. As for NYC, I am ready for you again. I am coming back soon. Don't be mad!

Clean canvas. Fresh start. New ventures. More Processes. Enjoy, everyone!

**Side note: Jay got me a Wii. More trouble on the NY home front. Get ready!

Ahhh, Christmas Eve Morning

2009-12-24T07:45:00.000-08:00

And to my surprise, I left an item for myself in my cart on Amazon. I had placed this book in the cart about 6 months ago and completely forgot about it when I was doing some holiday shopping.

And, yes the bacon there is cooked to a crisp. I prefer the consistency of "Bac-Os" or "Backin Bits" for dogs. I know. Nothing better than this, and my view of the mountains.

On today's agenda, Pralines. We will be making pralines and then heading to my brothers house to get our Eve on.

Pine Tree Forest

2009-12-23T14:12:00.001-08:00

A rubber stamp, stamp pad and some recycled wrapping paper. Done!

-- Posted whilst moving.

Shahzia Sikander

2009-12-22T17:40:00.000-08:00

I've been Netflixing again. And Art : 21 has been at the top of my queue. Although I have watched this series multiple times, I can't help but go back to season 1 that feature the art of Kiki Smith, Sally Mann and my favorite, Shahzia Sikander.

This is a picture of Shazia doing and installation in large format. This is interesting, because the majority of her work and concentration of her formal training is miniature painting.

Shazia explores religion, the role of women and race in her work. The art is so detailed and packed with content that I can see why she has been asked to work in large scale installations across the world.

This is one of my favorite paintings of hers. Sometimes you will see images from her miniature paintings brought into the larger scales for museums.

Shazia melds unlike concepts to sublimate ignored connections. It nice to see miniature work that is impactful and sticks to the strict rules of an ancient art form.

Shazia, I love you.

Patrick Gardner

2009-12-21T13:41:00.001-08:00

And the biggest mousepad ever!

-- Posted whilst moving.

Location:McLean, VA

Snow!

2009-12-18T19:20:00.001-08:00

-- Posted whilst moving.

See you in 2010!

2009-12-17T08:30:00.001-08:00

-- Posted whilst moving.

Make Love, Not Warcraft

2009-12-14T22:18:00.001-08:00

Watched THIS at Pete's house. Almost died laughing

WATCH IT

Cullen on the Turn Table?

2009-12-14T22:13:00.000-08:00

It is going to be so good.

And yes, I am DJ John G. Cullen.

For one night, and one night only.

The Old Wall?

2009-12-14T21:02:00.000-08:00

And that ugly and bare wall is now...

A 7ft wide x 10ft tall chalkboard. Conditioned, and ready to draw on.

How One Does a Party in Scituate

2009-12-14T19:20:00.001-08:00

Peter's family has a Christmas party every year. I was lucky enough to be invited to the envent for 2009. And I definitely want to be back for 2010.

We started early so that we could be ready to entertain the entire crowd.

I had to get a moment of Gaga in.

The lil'uns sat around to listen to story time. From behind them came...

Santa with a bag of toys for everyone there. (including me!)

Pete's mom got us all singing. Shes into El Divo's Christmas album. Ill have to send her a copy of Christina Aguileras cd. I mean much, much better.

On the drive back to Boston, Pete's parents took us by the most decorated house in Scituate. Pete's mom said, " They dont have this kinda trash in NYC"

Oh yes, Diane. We do!

This Santa was horrifying. His arms kept convulsing. But I loved this whole display.

So on our bus, with Dipsy Doodles we headed back to NYC.

Thanks to the whole Cooney clan for letting me stay! I was left feeling extremely happy. And now I need to get on my Day of The Dead masks from Santa.

Scituate

2009-12-14T18:54:00.000-08:00

PHC3 took me to his parents home in Scituate, MA for a holiday party this past weekend. We took the Boltbus and 4 hours later... we were standing in South Station in Boston.

After about a 40 minute drive with Pete's dad, Pete we arrived to their colonial home. The house was nicely decorated. As you can see I have taken a shot that makes it look creepy. I did not mean to do that. Its a beautiful house. Just take my word for it.

We stayed in our first night. We slept kinda late. But Pete took me out to see some of the harbor area of Scituate. It was very cold and very charming. This is the lighthouse. There is a family that lives in the shaker style house and turns on the lighthouse everynight.

Here is the plaque in front of the lighthouse. Read up.

Here is a close up of the tower. I love these windows.

This is a plaque that reads about the history of the lighthouse.

Here is a jetty that we walked out on behind the lighthouse.

A buoy that I liked. And bird poop. That, I didn't like. But it left us with quite the obstacle run.

Here's a view of the water from teh end of the Jetty. 45 minutes to PTown!

A picturesque view of the harbor from one of the cliffs.

Here is a decorative water tower that some rich lady had decorated in the likness of the turrets from her favorite castle in Germany.

Ryan Berkley

2009-12-10T13:35:00.000-08:00

Ryan has released some new hand made pieces for a rather nice price. Im in love with this new set. Check it out. If that is not in your price range...try the prints section.

A Preview

2009-12-10T13:02:00.001-08:00

I have plans for this bare kitchen wall.

-- Posted whilst moving.

Cookie Party

2009-12-09T12:37:00.000-08:00

That's right. I took the spirit right out of Sarah Silvemans mouth. COOKIE PARTY.

My good friend, Kristi Schiffman ( who is also an amazing still life photographer) headed over to my place to make some cookies. Let me start by saying that we had been out the night before celebrating PHC3's grand exit from Marc Jacobs International. The celebration was held at Metorpolitan in Williamsburg. It was a dollar beer night. And since I was nervous about seeing everyone from work, I was already three margaritas in the hole. Sorry!

We mixed some vanilla extract with confectioners sugar and water and "voila!" instant cookie frosting was made.

This is Kristi picking out some amazing colors for the cookies. We decided to get somewhat abstract with these things. I suppose we prefer to think outside of the box.

This baking plot begins to thicken. Coors Light has " Cold Activated Cans". I still do not get what that means.

So we began decorating slowly. After one (or two) beer(s), we were loose and ready to get artsy. And we did. Even the parchment paper looks fun! Go, Pollock!

And here is the final result. We had sugar cookers and gingerbread cookies. We are now learning that we A) need to take a class in icing decorating. and B) We definitely want to keep doing this before the holiday arrives.

After our sugar rush paralyzed us, we sat downstairs and watched Sex and The City. What a day.

Still did not get my Christmas tree, though!

Soon to be craft parties are in the works. Get ready!

Tea Time With David Moran

2009-12-09T12:24:00.000-08:00

My friend David has been travelling everywhere recently. So when offered a chance to have tea at his new Hell's Kitchen apartment, I jumped! Little did I know that David (Paul) had planned quite the event.

The table was set with finger foods from all over Manhattan ( and some homemade!) We drank tea, talked about the college years, about David's recent weight gain and other great topics.

One of the guest decided it was time to bring out the board game "Apples to Apples". This is a game in which you choose nouns from your hand of cards to go with a dealt adjective in the middle of the table. The end product ( I suppose first person to 4 wins....me!) is supposed to tell you about yourself. Uh......It seems I have my work cut out for me.

Decorating!

2009-12-09T12:09:00.000-08:00

I have been battling with Paige for us to go get a tree. And yet, we do not have one. But I finally managed to get her consent to a tree downstairs for our holidays even though she says it is "Too early" for a tree. What? No, Malaina. No.

All of my ornaments were unwrapped. And I was glad to see that all of them have survived the move (and my hasty wrapping job)

I had to get a photo of the one ornament fatality that occured over the last 12 months. The odds aren't that bad. But, purple "artisan" series ball....I will miss you.

The garland on our banister was not too hot. By this point, I had added more lights to the faux-greenery but it was not good. So I hit up Duane Reade for a $5.99 ball ornament spectacular. Hence, our next photograph.

The addition of red helps. I think.

And last but not least we have my old desk tree. This thing has been with me since I was very small (probably around the same year as the advent calendar) I want to say that Tracy's mom gave me the tree topper. But that is still in debate.

Two Posters Need Frames

2009-12-06T19:00:00.000-08:00

I bought these two ( I snagged the shots off of google) posters for my room to calm things down. Im thinking white frames? Silver? (Paige...can it)

Tracy Harris

2009-12-06T18:37:00.000-08:00

Tracy came to visit NYC this weekend. So I opened up my home, and my mild tourist skills to bring her the experience she needed to become a true NYC'er. With the weather permitting, I think that we did pretty well. Here is the scoop:

On our first day, the sun was out and we were able to walk around and get to see Central Park. Tracy took some amazing photos from the entire weekend, but I chose to go for a select few out of the 90 in her facebook album. I know.

I just could not get over the "natural" beauty of Central Park. I know, I know it was all planned out and man made. But you are not getting it. I love it THAT much.

This shot of one of the ponds reminds me of days back in Clifton, VA. We would run down old Civil War paths and end up at Bull Run Marina. (Battle of Bull Run ring a bell?) There we would find old cabins and artifacts from the military.

At first, I thought this was a gross little still pool. But Tracy managed to make it look really great in a photo. So here it is.

The cityscape over the reflecting pond always gets me.

Out on our second night to see Garrett at Barrage. He snapped this shot. Tracy wanted to get the most of the " Us" shots as I would allow.

The view of the snow during day 3 from my rooftop!

This was a really great installation in midtown that Tracy snapped. LED lights are environmentally friendly. Make a statement out of it? Me thinks so.

Year after year, still a classic.

I could live in F.A.O. Schwarz. And not to mention they have a huge selection of Playmobil toys. I would have died for a Playmobil Great Pyramid at age (26) 8.

The tree at night. Again, those LED lights are so bright. I love it.

And the last snapshot is for LOVE. Get into it, people.

Living a Different NYC Life.

2009-12-06T18:35:00.000-08:00

Things (as they always do) have changed. And now it is time to move on.

Currently Listening to:

Rachmaninov: Symphonic Dances, Op. 45/1 - Non Allegro

amazing

Advent-ures

2009-12-02T10:25:00.001-08:00

Day two on my advent calendar. This was given to me as a child. You can see the "marker" writings along the frame. There are mild signs of wear-and-tear. But I love it

-- Posted whilst moving.

Back at Home

2009-11-27T15:41:00.000-08:00

After I finally woke up today, I went to Manassas with Mom to look at unfinished furniture ( I am eyeing a kitchen island to paint green and put a white marble top on) and some antiques. I picked up three architectural prints and a print for GinnyB Stelling. YES.

But afterwards, I had to hit up my favorite restaurant! A $20.00 dinner for two. Me thinks so.

BOOOOYAHHHH

2009-11-27T15:40:00.000-08:00

Don't mess with these skills.

T-day Break

2009-11-27T15:13:00.000-08:00

I am now in Virginia for Thanksgiving weekend. I was staying at my brothers house in Haymarket until last night. Now I am in Reston Town Center (Or "RTC" as JJ calls it)

One is always prepared for Thanksgiving cooking/baking with XXL sweatshirts, aprons...and lots and lots of butter.

Hot Toddies help make the cooking go casual. I suggest you try them.

1 tbsp honey

3/4 glass tea

2 shots brandy

1 slice lemon

Jake keeping the chefs safe from "Bowser" and estranged Pokemon.

Lori and Jay are making an amazing apple and butternut squash soup.

Jason in his "butternut squash" orange UT shirt.

Ah, and the dough begins to rise on my 72 Parker House Rolls for dinner. So much fun!

These "rooster" plates were a controversy, as Lori clearly thought they were "turkey" plates for Thanksgiving Eve pizza.

Emma helps bring my Red Velvet Cake to life with food coloring. I want a Kitchen Aid mixer. STAT.

Erin unveiling her apple onion tarts for a pre dinner treat.

What a surprise! As I rounded the corner into my brothers office, I realized that he had my old aquarium. And not only that...but that some of my fish from 11th and 12th grade were STILL ALIVE. What?!